Monday, 26 April 2021

Birthday shenanigans

 Big birthdays act like a magnifying glass. If you are happy then all the cake and presents accentuate your joyfulness, if you are a little sad , blowing out all those candles and the forced jollification can be a bit of an ordeal.

Pleasure and pain I find are two sides to the same coin. So I made it to my half century last week, 50 not out! Which I loved because of all the shenanigans, but felt a bit apprehensive about , as I was expecting some limb to randomly drop off ,or my marbles to finally go... I am glad to report I`m still fighting fit and ready for action!

It was a corker from start to finish... I climbed up Scout Scar with Jemima just before dawn to find out what the birds had been singing about. We listened to the birds , had a flask of hot chocolate and I was ready and waiting for my birthday to begin. The sunrise burning over the Howgill fells brought a tear to my eye. 

There was a cross in the pink sky from a jet plane but it seemed  like a heavensent kiss to me from George and Mildred my gorgeous Grandparents. They taught me how to play cards, love the gee gees, love Rowntrees factory waste and be kind to as many people as possible without need for recompense.

We all have a life script that we author by the choices we make. Romance , comedy and  tragedy touch every life and I`m no different to anyone. I am lucky , but I know you make your own luck. The harder I work, the luckier I get. I have loved teaching for 25 years and helping young children realise how amazing they are still gets me where I live (mostly in the heart).

I have a wonderful encore career working with the homeless and vulnerable adults , teaching them to cook and love themselves. To be honest they`ve taught me so much more than I could ever hope to impart. They make me want to be better, kinder, more compassionate. We are after all just here to make life less difficult for one another. I love my life. I live for love.  Lockdown has left me yearning for my family and hugs, blimey, when we`re let out properly in June no bugger will be safe from my clutches!

So the big birthday rumbled on , I got to have fish and chips with my Dad and little brother (he`s 45!) I got to eat Love heart sweets with my beautiful niece Lottie. We went to the Swan at Newby bridge and the food was unreal and we watched the sunset over Windermere. 

Three garden parties , a swim in Coniston water and a surprise night out with the girls later I am wrecked! On my night out with my darling naughty Lily I was very badly behaved. At one point a very handsome work colleague appeared with another bottle of Prosecco for us, my friends were very disappointed to learn he was infact a probation officer rather than a stripper!

So there`s life in the old girl yet, I am surrounded by an abundance of goodness and love and I am grateful for every grey hair and wrinkle. Quite simply I have survived , the past fifty years have been lots of fun and I am excited at the fact I`ve been gifted more life to come. What a lovely life indeed. Face cream on the outside and double cream on the inside is the secret to my success and not taking myself too seriously. We`re here for a good time, not a long time...


Chicken korma in a Yorkshire pudding

When I was a student at Manchester University I appeared on the infamous This Morning with Richard and Judy as part of a student cookery competition. Richard loved this so much Judy had a strop and we didn`t win! I got to drink Champagne for breakfast though with my friend Melanie, maybe we would have done better if we weren`t drunk on daytime telly!

6 chicken thighs

2 onions sliced

4 cloves garlic

butter

curry powder

1 block creamed coconut

1 pint milk

2 tbs sugar

Coriander

1 large frozen Yorkshire pudding cooked.

This was real fusion food thirty years ahead of its time ha ha! 

Fry the onions and garlic and curry powder in a big knob of butter until golden. Add the chicken thighs and brown them for 10 minutes , grate the block of creamed coconut into the pan, a tin of coconut milk will do if you can`t get the block version. Add the pint of milk to the pan otherwise. Add a chicken stock cube and the sugar and cook until the sauce has thickened . Top with a handful of fresh coriander and serve in the Yorkshire pudding, in place of a naan bread! I would prefer this to a birthday cake anyday and anyone who would like to make it for me would be mine forever! 


Thursday, 8 April 2021

The kindness of strangers

 Nothing says I love you like a homemade cake!

Pre Pandem I used to treat every day like it was my birthday. A nice glass of wine and piece of cake was all I sought to make me feel contented and celebrated.

The past year has been so hard for many people. In our family we have lost Steve and I cannot believe I will never see that lovely ginger boy again. His funeral was the most lavish camp affair ever. Shiny white coffin and Elton Johnlike floral tributes. His gorgeous partner Jeff must surely be the patron saint of florists! To exit to "Forever in Electric dreams" was utterly brilliant, typical Steve, unapologetic and totally irreverent and marvellous in equal measures.

I will miss him ,always.

At the homeless charity I work at there have been casualties of this Covid war. Such a waste of life. Totally heartbreaking but strangely life affirming when life goes on as it inevitably does. So throughout the pandemic I have cooked three days a week and provided anyone in Kendal who was in need with a free lunch- there really is such a thing.

The kindness of strangers has been my guiding light. At my lowest ebb football clubs, WI groups,hoteliers, all perfect strangers , have contacted me and brought much needed donations of food and money and homemade cakes to provide balm for the hurt minds and bodies of the most vulnerable in our community.

Every week a lovely lady has dropped off a homemade carrot cake at my work and I have always been too busy to see her or receive it properly. To me it has become the symbol of hope for better days. Seriously, it is exquisite, if you make this cake for someone you fancy, it will work like a charm, they will propose to you on the spot after tasting it.

I remember the last time I went out for afternoon tea with our Steve and carrot cake was on the menu, as orange as his crazy hair. He took me to Broadoaks which is a beautiful boutique hotel and we dreamed of celebrating our 50th birthdays there together. 

Some dreams are just not meant to be...

Back to the carrot cake which will work miracles I promise, make it for someone you love. I`m making three tomorrow!

The carrot cake angel left this recipe on the doorstep this week and so I can take no credit for it... at the end of all this horridness I don`t want any more drama or negativity in my life.  The virus has been evil, but an anagram of evil is Live and that`s what we have to do in honour of those we have loved and lost.

Carrot cake

3 eggs

200ml sunflower oil

8oz sugar

1 tsp vanilla essence

8oz plain flour

1tsp baking powder

1tsp bicarb

pinch salt

1tsp cinnamon

10oz grated carrots

4oz each, sultanas, chopped walnuts

2tbs boiling water

For the topping

6 1/2 oz icing sugar

2oz butter

lemon/orange rind

lemon juice to mix

Mix all of the cake ingredients together and spoon into a lined rectangle tin, bake in a fan oven 170C

for 40 mins. Ice when cooled.

This cake will make someone fall in love with you I promise. 😍 xxx